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Hipster Lady:"Come with me to the bathroom, for there lies the hipster portal"

High School Worker at Starbucks:"Um, hello?"

HL:"What, you illiterate brute!"

HSWS:"Excuse me, despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs you know nothing about art or sex that you couldn't read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine! Proto-typical non conformist, you are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store gestapo! You adhere to a sense of styles and beliefs that seem to be pre-determined by an invisible panel of hipster judges giving bullshit thumbs up and thumbs down to in-coming and out-going trends in music and art! Go analog, baby! You're soo post modern! You're diving headfirst into an antiquated past! It's disgusting, it's insulting! Don't stick your nose up at me! When you walk by a group of "normal" people you laugh, scoffing as you pat yourself on the back! It's the same superiority complex shared by the high-school jocks who made your life a living hell, and its the same superiority complex that makes you a slave to the establishment capitalist dogma you spend every waking moment of your life bitching about to your hipster friends as you sit in a circle pontificating to each other, forever competing for that one moment of self-egrandizing glory in which you hog the intellectual spotlight, passing dominion over the entire pointless, shallow conversation! Oh we're not worthy!? "

Just a Say Anything quote I turned into dialogue for my new "Hipster" play during my incredibly creative BART rides in which I write all the stupid stuff I complain constantly about writing, but write anyway because of a certain sense of egotism in which I believe I am always more creative than the next person and must prove so by "creating" certain things and then talking about them as if they're just one of the many creative things I do.